The Official (and ever-growing) List of Shaneisms

I've been asked what the "Official List" of Shaneisms contains...so here goes. Please add to the list if you see I've forgotten one.
Floz nozzy, squanies, Pocahontas, Johnathan, stickum, squadidyche, Felipe Mendoza Garcia, Wuh-hop, Pace face, Of-it, Hop stickum wuh, unka poka, yes...

First Post - Variables & Shaneisms

Variables & Shaneisms are words my husband makes up. These words are not officially part of the English language, and do not necessarily have dictionary definitions. Therefore, one can use them in any sentence or any situation and they still have meaning.